Laser Engraved Maple Cutting Board – Hangry Definition Design

A maple cutting board laser engraved with a dictionary entry: "han.gry (han-gree) adj. a state of anger caused by lack of food." Three sizes, all engraved the same way.

Details

• Material: maple
• Sizes: 9" x 11", 11.5" x 8.75" or 13.75" x 9.75"
• Engraving: laser engraved into the wood, so there is no ink or paint to wear off
• Finish: the engraving burns in shades of brown and black, so no two boards come out exactly alike

Use it or display it

It is a working board for chopping and serving. Stand one of the larger sizes against the backsplash or on a shelf and it reads like a sign.

Care

Hand wash and towel dry. No dishwasher, and do not leave it soaking. Rub in a little food safe mineral oil now and then to keep the maple from drying out.

Made to order

We keep the maple blanks in stock and engrave your board only after you order, so nothing sits on a shelf waiting. Boards ship within 1-3 business days.

A good gift for

The friend who is not themselves until they eat, a coworker who keeps snacks in every drawer, or anyone who loves a good definition joke.

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