“I Hate Everyone Except Us” Scented Soy Candle – Funny Best Friend Gift, 9oz

A 9 oz soy candle in a clear glass jar with a black lid and a plain white label that says "I hate everyone except us." Pick one of nine scents, or unscented.

Details

• Size: 9 oz glass jar with lid
• Wax: natural soy wax with a 100% cotton wick
• Burn time: 50 to 60 hours
• Scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, or Unscented
• Label: glossy permanent label

Picking a scent

Clean Cotton and Sea Salt + Orchid are light and fresh. Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest and Christmas Warmth lean cozy and work well in fall and winter. Unscented is the safe pick if you do not know their taste, or for someone sensitive to fragrance.

Care

Trim the wick to a quarter inch before each burn, and let the first burn run until the wax pools all the way to the edge. Never leave a burning candle unattended, and keep it away from children, pets and anything flammable. When the wax is gone, wash the jar out and keep it.

A good gift for

Your best friend, your sister, your partner, or the group chat that complains about everyone else together. It works for birthdays, Galentine's Day, or no reason at all.

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