"Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye" Cork Coasters, Set of 4, Laser Engraved

A set of four natural cork coasters, laser engraved with "Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye." A firm request, politely engraved. The design is burned into the cork, dark against the natural grain, so it will not fade or wash off.

What you get

• Four coasters, all engraved with the same design
• 4" square or 4" round, your choice, cut from natural cork
• Your choice of two designs, shown in the photos

Details

• Material: natural cork, 3/16" thick
• Size: 4", square or round
• Grip: cork holds the table on its own, no pads needed, and nothing to peel off later
• Heat resistant: safe under a hot mug as well as a cold glass
• Finish: laser engraved, burned into the cork and dark against the natural grain, so it will not fade or wash off
• Sustainable: cork is harvested from the bark, so the tree keeps growing
• Packaging: ships in a protective sleeve (not gift boxed)

Made to order

We keep the cork in stock and run your design only after you order, so nothing sits on a shelf waiting. Your set is engraved and shipped within 1-3 business days.

Cork or slate?

We make this same design on both. Cork is light, quiet and warm toned, it takes a hot coffee mug as happily as a cold glass, it will not clatter on the table, and it cannot chip. Slate is heavier and darker, with hand chiseled edges, and reads more like barware. Cork is the everyday set; slate is the one you put out for company. See the slate version here.

A good gift for

New homeowners, anyone protective of their furniture, and the host who has given up asking nicely.

Want your home state instead?

We engrave the same coasters with all 50 states, in cork or slate. See the state coaster collection.