{"product_id":"shut-up-liver-youre-fine-slate-coasters","title":"\"Shut Up Liver, You're Fine\" Slate Coasters, Single or Set of 4, 6 or 8, Laser Engraved","description":"\u003cp\u003eGenuine slate coasters, laser engraved with \"Shut Up Liver, You're Fine.\" Buy a single coaster or a set of 4, 6 or 8. The whole argument for one more glass, settled in four words. The design is cut into the stone itself, so it lasts as long as the coaster does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1, 4, 6 or 8 coasters\u003c\/strong\u003e, every coaster in a set engraved with the same design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4\" square or 4\" round\u003c\/strong\u003e, your choice, cut from genuine natural slate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e genuine natural slate, 1\/4\" thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\", square or round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdges:\u003c\/strong\u003e hand chiseled, so no two coasters are ever identical\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e four foam pads on the underside to protect your furniture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e laser engraved into the stone, it will not fade, peel, or wash off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e ships in a protective sleeve (not gift boxed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe keep the slate in stock and run your design only after you order, so nothing sits on a shelf waiting. Your order is engraved and shipped within \u003cstrong\u003e1-3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy slate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlate is naturally porous, so it absorbs condensation instead of pushing it onto your table. The dark stone hides drips, the weight keeps a coaster from sliding when you lift your glass, and because the design is cut into the stone itself, it cannot wear off. Rinse with warm water and air dry. Prefer something lighter? This design also comes on \u003ca href=\"\/products\/shut-up-liver-youre-fine-cork-coasters\"\u003enatural cork coasters\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA good gift for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWine lovers, birthdays, retirements, gag gift exchanges, and home bar owners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe same design on an ornament\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is also on a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/shut-up-liver-youre-fine-slate-christmas-ornament\"\u003eslate Christmas ornament\u003c\/a\u003e. See more wine sayings in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003efunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-wine-lovers\"\u003egifts for wine lovers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","offers":[{"title":"Square \/ Set of 4","offer_id":67614249812204,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-SQ","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 4","offer_id":67614249844972,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-RD","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Single Coaster","offer_id":67614249877740,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-SQ-1","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Single Coaster","offer_id":67614249910508,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-RD-1","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Set of 6","offer_id":67614249943276,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-SQ-6","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 6","offer_id":67614249976044,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-RD-6","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Set of 8","offer_id":67614250008812,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-SQ-8","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 8","offer_id":67614250041580,"sku":"SLT-WINE-SHUTUPLIVER-RD-8","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/5290\/9036\/files\/square-slate-coaster-shut-up-liver-youre-fine.jpg?v=1790962884","url":"https:\/\/beachcatsandwine.com\/products\/shut-up-liver-youre-fine-slate-coasters","provider":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}