{"product_id":"my-cat-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-wood-christmas-ornament","title":"\"My Cat and I Talk Shit About You\" Wood Christmas Ornament, Engraved Natural Wood","description":"\u003cp\u003eA round wood Christmas ornament, laser engraved with \"My Cat and I Talk Shit About You\". Blunt, and almost certainly true. The design is burned into the grain itself, so it will not fade, peel or wash off, and it comes out of the box looking the same every December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e sustainable natural wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.5\" across and 0.1\" thick, lightweight and sturdy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rustic twine hanger included, straight out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e fade resistant engraving, so the design reads dark against the pale grain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrain:\u003c\/strong\u003e natural wood, so no two are exactly alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe keep the wood blanks in stock and run your design only after you order, so nothing sits on a shelf waiting. Ornaments are engraved and shipped within \u003cstrong\u003e1-3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWood, slate or leatherette?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wood is the light one. It is pale, warm and barely there on the branch, 3.5\" across with a twine hanger, and the engraving reads dark against the grain. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-cat-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-slate-christmas-ornament\"\u003eslate version\u003c\/a\u003e is dark stone with the design cut in light, heavier in the hand, in 3\" or 4\". The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-cat-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-leatherette-christmas-ornament\"\u003eleatherette version\u003c\/a\u003e is 3 3\/4\" round, light and shatterproof, in black, blue or brown. Same design on all three, so you can match a set or mix them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA good gift for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat owners, funny gift exchanges, secret santa and the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore engraved keepsakes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are more in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-ornaments\"\u003ecat ornaments\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dog-items\"\u003edog items\u003c\/a\u003e collections, and the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-ornaments\"\u003eChristmas ornaments\u003c\/a\u003e if you are putting a gift together.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48346621182188,"sku":"WD-ORN-MY-CAT-AND-I-TALK-SHIT-ABOUT-YOU","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/5290\/9036\/files\/wood-ornament-my-cat-and-i-talk-shit-about-you.jpg?v=1789135259","url":"https:\/\/beachcatsandwine.com\/products\/my-cat-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-wood-christmas-ornament","provider":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}