{"product_id":"ive-seen-more-bottoms-than-a-barstool-slate-coasters","title":"\"I've Seen More Bottoms Than a Barstool\" Slate Coasters, Single or Set of 4, 6 or 8, Laser Engraved","description":"\u003cp\u003eGenuine slate coasters, laser engraved with \"I've Seen More Bottoms Than a Barstool.\" Buy a single coaster or a set of 4, 6 or 8. The coaster gets to make the joke, so you do not have to. The design is cut into the stone itself, so it lasts as long as the coaster does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1, 4, 6 or 8 coasters\u003c\/strong\u003e, every coaster in a set engraved with the same design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4\" square or 4\" round\u003c\/strong\u003e, your choice, cut from genuine natural slate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e genuine natural slate, 1\/4\" thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\", square or round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdges:\u003c\/strong\u003e hand chiseled, so no two coasters are ever identical\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e four foam pads on the underside to protect your furniture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e laser engraved into the stone, it will not fade, peel, or wash off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e ships in a protective sleeve (not gift boxed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe keep the slate in stock and run your design only after you order, so nothing sits on a shelf waiting. Your order is engraved and shipped within \u003cstrong\u003e1-3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy slate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlate is naturally porous, so it absorbs condensation instead of pushing it onto your table. The dark stone hides drips, the weight keeps a coaster from sliding when you lift your glass, and because the design is cut into the stone itself, it cannot wear off. Rinse with warm water and air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSlate or cork?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe make this same design on both. Slate is heavier and darker, with hand chiseled edges, and reads more like barware. Cork is light, quiet and warm toned, it takes a hot coffee mug as happily as a cold glass, and it cannot chip. Slate is the set you put out for company; cork is the everyday one. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/ive-seen-more-bottoms-than-a-barstool-cork-coasters\"\u003eSee the cork version here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA good gift for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHome bars, man caves, bachelor parties and the friend with the filthiest sense of humor in the group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWant your home state instead?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe engrave the same coasters with all 50 states, in slate or cork. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/state-coasters\"\u003eSee the state coaster collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore coasters in this set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo more along the same lines: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/keep-your-drinks-off-the-table-and-on-me-slate-coasters\"\u003eKeep Your Drinks Off the Table and On Me\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lets-day-drink-slate-coasters\"\u003eLet's Day Drink\u003c\/a\u003e. Every design in the set is in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-coasters\"\u003efunny coasters\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","offers":[{"title":"Square \/ Set of 4","offer_id":48343156588780,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-SQ","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 4","offer_id":48343156621548,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-RD","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Single Coaster","offer_id":67613018587372,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-SQ-1","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Single Coaster","offer_id":67613018620140,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-RD-1","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Set of 6","offer_id":67613018652908,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-SQ-6","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 6","offer_id":67613018685676,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-RD-6","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ Set of 8","offer_id":67613018718444,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-SQ-8","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Set of 8","offer_id":67613018751212,"sku":"SLT-NOV-08-RD-8","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/5290\/9036\/files\/square-slate-coaster-ive-seen-more-bottoms-than-a-barstool.jpg?v=1789052693","url":"https:\/\/beachcatsandwine.com\/products\/ive-seen-more-bottoms-than-a-barstool-slate-coasters","provider":"Beach, Cats \u0026 Wine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}